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Engineers

Postby GlennyGills » Fri May 03, 2019 12:25 pm

Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer
replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."


A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hello, George! what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said,



"Why can't they play at night?"
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Re: Engineers

Postby blackyb » Fri May 03, 2019 10:30 pm

:laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:
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Re: Engineers

Postby Mazda Mender » Sat May 04, 2019 12:02 am

:laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:
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Re: Engineers

Postby GlennyGills » Fri May 10, 2019 8:26 am

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
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