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The Winalot Diet

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The Winalot Diet

Postby Tony Rama » Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:27 am

Winalot Diet

A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's.........

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because
I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with
Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly
a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no,
it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food?
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Re: The Winalot Diet

Postby Mazda Mender » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:11 am

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Re: The Winalot Diet

Postby flea » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:38 am

Ha ha love it
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Re: The Winalot Diet

Postby flea » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:45 am

I have removed the duplicate post ;-)
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Re: The Winalot Diet

Postby Badknee » Thu Jun 19, 2014 6:50 pm

Haha, I like that very much, so much in fact I'm going to nick it. :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:
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Re: The Winalot Diet

Postby storm » Wed Feb 04, 2015 8:16 pm

Hahhahaha!! Best joke I've heard in a long time.
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