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Little Johnny

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Little Johnny

Postby blackyb » Sat Aug 16, 2014 10:17 pm

A teacher asked her Third Grade Class to name things that ended with “tor” that ate things.

The first little boy said, ”Alligator."

”Very good James, that's a big word."

The second boy said, "Predator."

“ Yes, that's another big word Alan Very well done."

Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."

After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything."

Johnny replies, “ Well my sister has one and she says it eats bloody batteries like there's no tomorrow!"
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Re: Little Johnny

Postby blackyb » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:21 pm

Come on, must be plenty more jokers out there !!!!! :happy-wavemulticolor:
1993 1.6 Eunos Roadster (gone)
1998 UK Mk 2 1.6 (gone)
2003 1.8 SVT Sport (Why did I sell it!!!!)
1991 1.6 Eunos Roadster with a bit of bling.

Life is a journey, best travelled topless in an MX5!!
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Re: Little Johnny

Postby Mazda Mender » Sun Aug 31, 2014 10:20 am

Keep them coming Bry :bow-yellow:
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