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Little Johnny again!!!

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Little Johnny again!!!

Postby blackyb » Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:47 pm

The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and
we all saw his pet sheep, It was fascinating".

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was
fascinated".

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you
to use the word fascinate".

Little Johnny raised his hand.

The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate" so
she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her t*ts
are so big she can only fasten eight!"

The teacher sat down and cried.

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