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Bobs Boots

Postby blackyb » Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:42 pm

A retired couple, Claudette and Bob, moved to Tamworth .

Bob had always wanted a pair of R.M. WILLIAMS boots, so on seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'

Claudette looked him over. 'No Darl.'

Frustrated, Bob stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen, completely naked except for new R.M. Williams boots.

Again he asked Claudette, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Claudette looked up and exclaimed, 'Bob, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow, 'cause its always that way'

Furious, Bob yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, CLAUDETTE ? DO YOU?'

'No Darl', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT ME NEW R.M. WILLIAMS BOOTS!!!!'

Without changing her expression, Claudette replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bob. Shoulda bought a hat.'

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Re: Bobs Boots

Postby Yolo » Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:11 am

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Re: Bobs Boots

Postby threeflies » Thu Sep 11, 2014 7:09 pm

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Re: Bobs Boots

Postby nedski » Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:08 pm

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