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The Drover

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The Drover

Postby blackyb » Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:30 am

A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered.

"Once, on a trip to the black rocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales , I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sheila.

I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the s**t out of the lot of ya!"

St. Peter was very impressed, "When did this happen?"

"A couple of minutes ago."

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Re: The Drover

Postby Yolo » Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:48 pm

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Re: The Drover

Postby paggers » Sat Sep 20, 2014 3:12 pm

Totally brilliant - one of the best I have heard in ages.
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