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Lie Detector

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Lie Detector

Postby DavesBRG5 » Mon Sep 22, 2014 6:37 pm

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

Dad:... Son, where were you today during school hours?
Son:.... At school.
The robot slaps him
Son:.... Ok! I watched a DVD at my friends.
Dad:.... Which DVD?
Son:.... Kung Fu Panda.
The robot slaps him again.
Son:.... Ok! It was porn.
Dad:.... WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!
The robot slaps him
Mom: ....Hahahahaha! He’s definitely your son.
The robot slaps her ..... :lol:

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Re: Lie Detector

Postby flea » Mon Sep 22, 2014 8:35 pm

Ha ha good one
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Re: Lie Detector

Postby blackyb » Mon Sep 22, 2014 10:29 pm

A blast from the past but it still made me chuckle.

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Re: Lie Detector

Postby Alan16ac » Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:30 am

Haha, love it.

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