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Greetings and welcome to menders, this site was built for every owner that might need her to help keep those bills low and also keep them on the road where they belong, she is run by very passionate enthusiasts owners for passionate enthusiastic owners, see her like a on line garage, there is a lot of tech stuff hopefully explained for everyone to use, if there is something you cannot get your head around, or you feel that there is a strong walk through guide missing that needs creating by one of us or from yourselves, please let us know, we are also on false book and youtube, which as short tech vids to help, and again if you feel there is a vid that would help please get it touch.
the menders is free, but like everything there is a cost to run things and bills( we are just happy its not a heating cost), so if we have saved you hundreds, please throw a small donation in the pot so we can keep on going to carry on helping others in the same way .

*** we are currently looking for a sponsor for this year, so if you have the passion and can see this sites worth to everyone , please get in touch and step forward to help***

And thank heavens that we are now on the way back up the brighter ,warmer longer days, "come on summer", and lets see those project builds.


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Lie Detector

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DavesBRG5
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Lie Detector

Postby DavesBRG5 » Mon Sep 22, 2014 6:37 pm

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

Dad:... Son, where were you today during school hours?
Son:.... At school.
The robot slaps him
Son:.... Ok! I watched a DVD at my friends.
Dad:.... Which DVD?
Son:.... Kung Fu Panda.
The robot slaps him again.
Son:.... Ok! It was porn.
Dad:.... WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!
The robot slaps him
Mom: ....Hahahahaha! He’s definitely your son.
The robot slaps her ..... :lol:
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1992 1.6 BRG V-Spec - 2003 MK2.5 Sport - 1992 ROADSTER 1.6.
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flea
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Re: Lie Detector

Postby flea » Mon Sep 22, 2014 8:35 pm

Ha ha good one
Eunos 1.6 special 1989 with a few added extras
Eunos 1991 1.6
Eunos 1990 1.6 project
Mk2 1999 1.8
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Re: Lie Detector

Postby blackyb » Mon Sep 22, 2014 10:29 pm

A blast from the past but it still made me chuckle.

:obscene-drinkingcheers:
1993 1.6 Eunos Roadster (gone)
1998 UK Mk 2 1.6 (gone)
2003 1.8 SVT Sport (shouldnt have sold it)
1991 1.6 Eunos Roadster with a bit of bling.

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Re: Lie Detector

Postby Alan16ac » Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:30 am

Haha, love it.

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