Lie Detector
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 6:37 pm
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
Dad:... Son, where were you today during school hours?
Son:.... At school.
The robot slaps him
Son:.... Ok! I watched a DVD at my friends.
Dad:.... Which DVD?
Son:.... Kung Fu Panda.
The robot slaps him again.
Son:.... Ok! It was porn.
Dad:.... WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!
The robot slaps him
Mom: ....Hahahahaha! He’s definitely your son.
The robot slaps her .....
Dad:... Son, where were you today during school hours?
Son:.... At school.
The robot slaps him
Son:.... Ok! I watched a DVD at my friends.
Dad:.... Which DVD?
Son:.... Kung Fu Panda.
The robot slaps him again.
Son:.... Ok! It was porn.
Dad:.... WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!
The robot slaps him
Mom: ....Hahahahaha! He’s definitely your son.
The robot slaps her .....
