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Mary's Goldfish

Postby blackyb » Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:06 pm

Mrs Jones looks out of the kitchen window and see's young Mary next door digging a rather large hole in the garden.

Curious she ventures outside looks over the fence and asks "what are you digging a hole for"?

Mary replies "to bury my goldfish"

Puzzled Mrs Jones says "don't you think the hole is too big for your goldfish"

"No" replies Mary

Still puzzled Mrs Jones asks why!

Mary replies "cos my goldfish is in your bloody cat"

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