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Irish Courthouse

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blackyb
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Irish Courthouse

Postby blackyb » Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:23 pm

To my friends in Ireland and of Irish origin, apologies for the nature of this one but my mate sent it to me and it was pricelss.



SILENCE in Court


The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You Bar Steward!"

The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten Bar Steward!"

The judge stops and says to Paddy in the back of the courtroom. "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"

Paddy stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years I've lived next door to that a***hole and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

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Re: Irish Courthouse

Postby Yolo » Tue Oct 14, 2014 11:52 pm

Old but gold, I think you are safe with that one blackyb nothing like laughing at yourself :clap:
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