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Frozen Windows!!!

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blackyb
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Frozen Windows!!!

Postby blackyb » Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:54 am

Wife texts husband at work on a
cold winter's morning;

"Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back;

"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later;

"Computer really f___ked now."

:laughing-rolling:
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Re: Frozen Windows!!!

Postby Yolo » Tue Feb 03, 2015 8:20 pm

even my wife laughed at this one :laughing-rolling:
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Re: Frozen Windows!!!

Postby storm » Wed Feb 04, 2015 1:07 pm

HA! I liked that,.... sadly it's also something that could very easily happen at my house.
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