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The Crumpled £20.00 Note!!

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blackyb
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The Crumpled £20.00 Note!!

Postby blackyb » Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:35 am

WITH A VERY SEDUCTIVE VOICE A WIFE ASKED HER HUSBAND "HAVE YOU EVER SEEN £20 ALL CRUMPLED UP?"

"NO" SAID HER HUSBAND.

SHE GAVE HIM A SEXY LITTLE SMILE, UNBUTTONED THE TOP THREE BUTTONS OF HER BLOUSE AND SLOWLY REACHED DOWN IN HER CLEAVAGE AND PULLED OUT A CRUMPLED £20 NOTE.

HE TOOK THE CRUMPLED £20 NOTE FROM HER AND SMILED APPROVINGLY.

SHE THEN ASKED "HAVE YOU EVER SEEN £50 ALL CRUMPLED UP?"

"NO I HAVEN'T" HE SAID WITH AN ANXIOUS TONE IN HIS VOICE.

SHE GAVE HIM ANOTHER SEXY LITTLE SMILE PULLED UP HER SKIRT, SEDUCTIVELY SHE PULLED OUT A CRUMPLED £50 NOTE FROM UNDER THE ELASTIC IN HER PANTIES.

HE TOOK THE CRUMPLED £50 NOTE AND STARTED BREATHING A LITTLE QUICKER WITH ANTICIPATION.

"NOW" SHE SAID "HAVE YOU EVER SEEN £30,000 ALL CRUMPLED UP?"

"NO WAY" HE SAID BECOMING EVEN MORE AROUSED AND EXCITED TO WHICH SHE REPLIED:

"GO LOOK IN THE GARAGE."

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Re: The Crumpled £20.00 Note!!

Postby blackyb » Sat Jan 23, 2016 6:11 pm

Oh dear this one hasn't obviously gone down well, so I'll save the old soldier one till later!!!!! :oops:
1993 1.6 Eunos Roadster (gone)
1998 UK Mk 2 1.6 (gone)
2003 1.8 SVT Sport (Why did I sell it!!!!)
1991 1.6 Eunos Roadster with a bit of bling.

Life is a journey, best travelled topless in an MX5!!
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Re: The Crumpled £20.00 Note!!

Postby GlennyGills » Sun Jan 24, 2016 12:51 pm

I thought it was very funny.

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Re: The Crumpled £20.00 Note!!

Postby blackyb » Mon Jan 25, 2016 5:24 pm

Thank you, thought maybe age had warped my sense of humour!!!
1993 1.6 Eunos Roadster (gone)
1998 UK Mk 2 1.6 (gone)
2003 1.8 SVT Sport (Why did I sell it!!!!)
1991 1.6 Eunos Roadster with a bit of bling.

Life is a journey, best travelled topless in an MX5!!

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