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A man walked into a pub....

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bayzil
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A man walked into a pub....

Postby bayzil » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:20 pm

.......and saw a sign above the bar which read " A w * * k or a free pie with every pint!"

The man thought that sounded great, and spotting the rather gorgeous buxom barmaid went over to her and asked,

"Excuse me love, are you the one dishing out the w * * ks with every pint?"

She looked at him in a very seductive manner and said, " Yes my sweetie, I am!"

He replied to her, " Well wash your hands then, I'd like a pie please" !!!!!!

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Eunos Roadster Mk1 1.6 1992 (J)
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Re: A man walked into a pub....

Postby blackyb » Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:45 pm

:laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:
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