The fabric in my mesh windblocker is shot, so I think why not try and get some tinted Perspex to do the job, go online put in details and wait for it to arrive.

Erm should have gone to spec savers or correct measurement lol

Heard Outside M-m's

Bloke 1 - Is there a B & Q In Wigan ?

Wise One: No mate -W I G A N !!

Me: Alexa remind me to go to the Gym

Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list

Now that is a smart speaker

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Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer
replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground,...

I will attempt to read your simple mind using my superior brain :snooty:
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My mates and I had a great childhood, we used to sit inside tyres and roll down hills ... ... they were Goodyears!

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For the first time ever in the UK,
we could see the end of May
before the end of April

Last night I spent and hour and a half listening to two people trying to convince me to eat Brown bread instead of white bread....

I think they were Hovis Witnesses....

Six or seven year old girl with her parents looking at a Rhinoceros -
Parents - 'That's a Rhinoceros
Small Girl - 'No it's not'
Parents - ' What do you think it is it then?'
Small Girl - 'It's a battle Unicorn
Parents - 'Have you been playing your big brother's video games again?'

Phil Neville apparently tweeted this pic with the following comment....

"The girls have now parked up and ready for training"!
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This will mean more if you follow football.

.......and saw a sign above the bar which read " A w * * k or a free pie with every pint!"

The man thought that sounded great, and spotting the rather gorgeous buxom barmaid went over to her and asked,

"Excuse me love, are you the one dishing out the w * * ks with every...

Just in Blackpool, saw a guy & woman shouting then fighting. A copper turned up but instead of calming things down he starts hitting the guy with his truncheon! The guy gets the truncheon and starts hitting the copper AND his wife! Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages. :doh:

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Well peeps, it appears Automotive Nirvana is possible... I’m about to convert my 1996 mk1 into an EV!
Yes, no more excessive road tax for me. Yes, no more annoying petrol bills for me.... how?
Well settle in folks, I’ve unlocked to path to fuel free motoring, and you can come to! :auto-layrubber:...

Bob was about to marry Caroline when his father took him to one side.

'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your
mother and told her to put them on.' When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that...

An opinion without 3.14 is an onion.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't. :shifty:

WITH A VERY SEDUCTIVE VOICE A WIFE ASKED HER HUSBAND "HAVE YOU EVER SEEN £20 ALL CRUMPLED UP?"

"NO" SAID HER HUSBAND.

SHE GAVE HIM A SEXY LITTLE SMILE, UNBUTTONED THE TOP THREE BUTTONS OF HER BLOUSE AND SLOWLY REACHED DOWN IN HER CLEAVAGE AND PULLED OUT A CRUMPLED £20 NOTE....

It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.
"What are my choices?" the man asked.
"Yes or no," she replied....

Heard on the radio recently..

A guy was about to get married and was at home with his beautiful sister-in-law, to be waiting for his future wife to return from shopping.

The two are talking, when the sister-in-law to be turns to the guy and says, “if we are going to do it, we had better do it...

Here are some words of undeniable wisdom from one of the literary geniuses of the 20th century.

In this world there are two types of sex---one is the sex that you pay for and the other is of course free sex,

however it does seem a little strange that the sex you pay for usually turns out to be...

This was sent by e-mail to me.....

THE 6 BEST AFFAIRS

The 1st Affair
A married man was having an affair
with his secretary.

One day they went to her place
and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep
and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed
and told his lover to take his...

Ed Milliband was visiting a London primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked Mr Milliband if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'.

So our illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a...

Winalot Diet

A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's.........

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet...

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Wife texts husband at work on a
cold winter's morning;

"Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back;

"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later;

"Computer really f___ked now."

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